What would you rather...?

Indubitably, as only one of the options provided indicates an option that would seem in the least bit pleasant, I should doubtless opt for number five on your menu of selections. In fact, there are various interesting hypotheses concerning whether the outcome given is even possible. One recalls, of course, reading of such occurrences, but it appears considerably hypothetical that even lengthy tickling on the feet with a feather, even accompanied by mive quantities of taunting, would result in insanity. Such an experiment might provide valuable data. As I am settled into position and my shoes are removed, I shall try to recollect the variables that made that one study seem dubious. Oh, the stockings too; it was not specified that bare feet would be involved, but it ought to make no difference. Now, that really feels rather pleasant, which supports my hypothesis. It's a most curious sensation, which perhaps might influence the sort of person you so quaintly describe as a "hyper ticklish dude" although I should never use such terminology myself. Gracious, what an unusual neurological reaction... if you'll kindly allow me a moment, I'm afraid I'm experiencing a most unusual impulse to, well, I suppose the only accurate term would be, giggle. I ought not to indulge such juvenile practice. Of course, you're correct; many subjects would be hysterical by now. Still, the retention of composure ought to be easy for someone scientifically trained. Sufficient concentration should override this sensation on my heel and let me block out the tickling. If I remain calm, I shan't laugh... what a delicate touch along my arch - uh - oh, I nearly giggled there, and only prevented myself in time. A spot of regular breathing... goodness, up and down the sole, that really does tickle considerably. It's not so easy to remain calm - goodness, my TOES! Undoubtedly that really does tickle; I must admit, I do rather want to laugh. Must... resist... oh, first one foot and then the other... all right, yes, I admit it, it tickles terribly! So much laughter building up inside, it feels as if I might burst if I don't let something out. Maybe a little giggle - hee-hee! How much longer can I hold it in - haha - it's tickling even more - hoho - oh, my poor feet - hoohoohoo - this tickles too much - wheeheehee - I'm going to burst... BWAAA HAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAH!!!!! Okay, oKAYHAYHAY!! I admit it - it tihihihiTICKLES! WOHOHOHUHHOHOHOHUHHO!!! My poor f,f,f... oh my FEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEETTTTT!!!!! You-hoo were right, now could you just STOHAHAHHOP! What? Fine - PLEASE! Please what? Please STOP! Stop what? Stop titiTICKLING! Tickling what? Myhahai feet!! All at once - okay, okay, PLEASESTOPTICKLINGMYFEET!!! Why? Because they're too - hoohoo - too ticklish! What? You aren't going to stop? Both feet at once? Oh nohohohoho, one foot at a time tickles badly enough - HAHAHAHAHA, this is CRAZY! What are you saying now - kitchy kitchy koo? Ohhohohoho - that's so funny - teeheeheehee!! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard - HUHHUHHUHHUHHUH! Oh my SOLES! Nohohoho, not the TOES - HAAAH HAAAH HAAAAAH!!! You have to stop - I need to catch my brehehhehhehheath - okayhay, whatever you say, I'll admit it - my big - BAREFEET - are much... TOO TICKLISH!!! Nohoho FAIR! I need this to stop before I faint - man, have mercyheeheehee! Gimme a break! This is TORTURE! Nohoho, gosh, not kitchy kitchy koo again, please guy you're killin me! It makes me WAY too ticklish - GEEheeheez! Aw, nuh nuh NOT between the toes, ANYWHERE but there - AHHH HA HAA - omiGAWD - too !@#$ ticklish - HAW HAW HAWHAW HAWWW!!!!! I can't - take much more - please - dude - no more ticklin - yer drivin me %^&*in NUTS! please just stohahahop - whuhuhhuhhat? Aw, man yeah yer right, ya tickled the #$%^ outa my barefeet - so please - woncha - jus tickle s'more? Yeah dude keep ticklin my tootsies - bububwohohohoho! bububwawhawhawhawhaw!! bububwehehehehe!!! bububwoohoohoohoohoo!!!! bububWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!