What would u say if i said..?

what would you say if i told you that Arnold Swartzenegger was my bff's boyfriend and he tried to kidnapp me so i yelled.."help me Kelly Clarkson"..and instead Barnie came to the rescue with the teletubies...and we all lived happily ever after in Micheal Jackson's backyard!!!???..i knO i'm different!!...lol!!!